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A weekly NSFW podcast about retro video games...sometimes.
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Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
OOPS! ALL TANKS! We dun goofed for this one and played too many Battle Tank games. Luckily, Master Cycle Baron Kevin Link was on to even things up. Tyler and Dave played Super Battle Tank 2 and Link played Super Battle Tank. So we covered both - worry not! They are basically the same game. Lots of Tank Talk. Both literal and Girl varieties. We also find out what game Nikki has mastered and of whom Dave is truly jealous.
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
This week we're talking about Championship Pool. Wait...don't go. We also talk about Castlevania, stand-up comedy, and California Raisins!
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
This week we're talking about Dragon's Lair, the works of Don Bluth, and SpaghettiO's with Franks!
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Tyler lifted his head from his Donny Jeffcoat signed bat, uttering his final word of prayer to the Randomizer. “C…tic….Pl….er.” the Randomizer whispered. “What? Celtic Pliers? What do you wish of us, Randomizer?” Tyler screamed into the void. “Cine…ic….Plat…er.” the Randomizer replied. Strength growing in its voice. “You don’t mean? Please. No.” Tyler whimpered in the night. “CINEMATIC PLATFORMER! PRINCE OF PERSIA!” The Randomizer howled with malice! So this week Tyler and Dave tackled Prince of Persia for the SNES. But its not as bleak at the Randomizer likely intended it to be. We talk DOS, Aladdin, take a quiz and do some real talk about Prince of Persia. Enjoy!
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
“MERRY CHRISTMAS!” The Randomizer shouted! “On Garbage! On Difficulty! On Copy and Pasting! On Licensing Franchising! Now Cash Grabs! Now Lies and Attrition!” It was then Tyler and Dave heard a rustling and down the chimney came a true piece of coal -Saban’s Power Ranger’s Zeo Battle Racers, to both of their woe. “Well,” said Tyler. “We could bring on the Brit to balance out this dump of a show.” It was then Dave replied with a smile, his nose red from Baja Blasting this very long while, “TO ALL A ROUGH LISTEN TO THIS GAME WE SHOULD ALL PISS IN!”
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
We stood at the edge of the abyss, staring into the violent darkness and shouted, "WE LOVE SANDWICH POPE PHIL HAWKINS! YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM!" and the darkness whispered back, "Have him then." So the Randomizer chose a Phil Hawkins game TWO WEEKS IN A ROW bringing us Ghoul Patrol this week! Have you heard of Ghoul Patrol? Probably not. Its the sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors, but you wouldn't guess that from the title. We talk about Bois, Burger King, and Kid's Cuisine - like always. But this time we all sprinkle in some Ghoul Patron chat. Enjoy!
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
Wednesday Dec 11, 2019
From the darkest depths of the darkest night, the Randomizer chose for us play Dungeon Master, the 1992 port of a 1987 Atari ST dungeon crawler. It has some good history and some bad history. To do a proper study of this game we bring on Sandwich Pope Phil Hawkins, as we do with all SNES dungeon crawlers. We talk about Melissa’s experience with the Country Music Awards, the glory of Herald Arthur’s battlecry of PINGAS, and our old stomping ground of Palace Chat. Enjoy!
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Do you LOVE Conan the Barbarian? Do you love him so much you'll consume anything vaguely resembling him, including media that stole his imagine just to capitalize on his popularity? Do you LOVE poorly designed fighting games released far after any time that it could have been relevant? No? Good, because no one does. But theoretically if such an audience existed then WE TOTALLY HAVE A GAME FOR YOU! BATTLE BLAZE! Don't worry - not only do we do a deep dive into this ridiculousness, we also discuss odd fetishes and Richard Dawson. So come on down and enjoy our misery.
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
Wednesday Nov 27, 2019
The Randomizer works in mysterious ways. After throwing sports game after sports game in our faces, IT FINALLY THROWS US SOMETHING IN OUR WHEEL HOUSE — months after it would have been SEO relevant — BUT STILL! So this week we break down Marvel Super Heroes in War of the Gems for the SNES! We start off by enjoying some snacks sent by Better Than Us Choctopus, we talk about Call of Cthulhu and just a bit about Star Wars, and then we wrap things up with a glorious quiz from Ross-Rachel Green.
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
It has been over two years since we have recorded our last actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop role-playing game. Rhythm Master Paul Corn, Soul Sister Yarn Sorceress, and Casey (we'll probably come up with a great title for him at some point) join us to roll up some investigators for a campaign entitled Piggy Palace. It's an original story by Tyler that takes place in the crime-ridden streets of 1981 Vancouver, British Columbia. We present to you Chapter One of this story. The rest of the chapters will be available on our Patreon page. Chapter Two and a bonus session of our character creation is available there now!